Sch-NIG-dler's List

Soooooo I was watching VH1 yesterday and I had to make sure it wasn’t BET. I mean after all I could have sworn BET had all the copyrights to modern day minstrel shows. It got me thinking WHAT THE FUCK. During the same time period of Denzel, Barack, Oprah making history, HOWEVER we also have the Flavor Flav empire, fucking P. Diddy, and my personal favorite music from Atlanta. So I have composed a list my TOP TEN REASONS MLK is doing back flips in his grave.

10.) Jesse Jackson so close BUT so far, first of all he’s reverend meaning a certain amount of peace and tranquility. So please ANGRY Jesse please sit down. And yes okay you were clearly jealous of Obama no one blames you for that BUT SERIOUSLY you FUCKASS you were on fucking CNN even Keisha Cole knows her shits gonna be on air.

9.) Kanye West I know he’s richer than I may ever be, BUT I gots my degree. You actually have an album entitled “College Drop Out” where you promote DROPPING OUT….real good Kanye…maybe she wanted have dumped you if you had that sheep skin. HA…HA Bitch. P.S. I wouldn’t have wrote this if your last C.D. didn’t SUCK. P.S.S. 50 cent would win in a first, I’m not a fan of him either but he’s jacked he can do it.

8.) Soul Plane………..ummmm the movie taught me that Colt 45 + Sprite = Champagne.

7.) Snakes on a Plane…..Slightly worse because Soul Plane was made for BET movie, but this one had Samuel Jackson. The nigger was just in Star Wars with a BIG part, I mean does he gamble does he have back child support WHY THE FUCK DOES SAMUEL L. JACKSON take every fucking role he gets. You were in Pulp Fiction, A Time to Kill, Coming to America classic successes, but you were also in Deep Blue Sea (good movie but the way they killed him DAMN!), Snakes on a Plane, Unbreakable (this movie actually gave me diarrhea), and The Man (it had Eugene Levy that may not even be the real name of the movie I dunno).

6.) The black kid with the dreds from Kidz Bop just stop you have rhythm you look like buckwheat JUST STOP.

5.) Maury……JUST raise the kid yourself HE AIN’T GOT A job, your not gonna get child support so SPARE THE WORLD.

4.) The Perfect Holiday ……watch it and try to disagree.

3.) I Love New York…….THIS BITCH Tiffani OMG! I am gonna make it my point in life to become I love New York slayer instead of steak through the Heart, I just need a pair of scissors to the Weave. This hateful bitches new show is about her getting jobs one of which is a Flight Attendant, if this bitch were on my plane I would wait til 20,000 ft and pull the emergency hatch the 30-50 people that would die would be worth ridding the world of this Cum Dumpster of life. I really don’t like here.

2.) Music from Atlanta/Other places:

Stanky Leg- Yes the Butterfly for the crippled people of the world.

Shake that Laffy Taffy and Coffee Shop- Great now I can’t walk into Starbucks or a Candy Store without thinking of Pussy and Crack.

Soulija Boy- I get outta bed turn my Swag on, I think that all the Soulija Boy hate stems from the fact I spent 4 years getting a physics degree when I could spent 10 min writing a rap song on a piece of toilet paper.

Chicken Noddle Soup- Its one of those songs that you hope is a reference to Pussy or Crack but OH NO! its not.

1.) Making the Band – Sending negroes all around NYC to “pay their dues” when everyone knows Diddy got famous by Biggy Smalls’ death. I’m gonna have a show Making the Band 5: Assassinate Diddy. 10 contestants, 10 guns, 1 shot at stardom LITERALLY. Have you watch this shit Danity Kane is down to like two ppl, and Day 26 was either beating the shit out of each other or crying, WHY IS DIDDY RICH.

0.) YOOOUUUUU GUESSED Prince George’s County. I really just do this to make people angry.

DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!