Family Affair

Sorry for my Dave Chappelle-like leave of absence, but I'm back on the blog, However my new laptop doesn't have Microsoft Word soooo no spell checkactually all forms of editing and font changing are gone. So what have I been up to besides the constant party that is my lifeI have been working and watching my company spiral into an Enron-isk cluster fuck, and traveling I love traveling cause lifes just different where ever you go.

Yesterday was my family reunion no one went correction my grandmother went.

Convo with grandma tonights before:

Grandma: child clean out your voicemail box, how does it get full.

Whitney: hows the reunion coming

Grandma: okay, no one is coming, Lil Steve (my cousin married two kids) isn't coming because he's afraid Charlene will be there and she hasn't been taking her meds

Note: WHO is Charlene? you ask thats right Steve's Clinically Diagnosed Manic Mother who brought you such great meltdowns like the Ruby Tuesday incident of 2005, or the Cookout Cussout of 2002 (It was here my grandmother created the "That crazy bitch is not allowed in my house Ordinance").

Whitney: if Charlene comes i'll go

Grandma: and lil mike (my brother) has to work and lord knows we want him to keep THIS job so I told him to work, work all day and all night

Grandma: dwayne and mike (my nephew and father) both have to work as well, and I just dont think your mother wants to go.

Grandma: Katrina (my cousin WHO CO-Planned it) isn't coming either.

Grandma: I'll put you on speaker phone if Charlene comes.

So long story short I ditched my family to tailgate at the Steelers Redskins game.

Dont you dare judge me