“You know its hard out there for Princess, when she trynna get the money for the Palace” That’s right ladies and gents, this blogs topic Disney bitches, the cartoon tramps have been rotting at our social core. Walt Disney was a cracked freak and I am sick of celebrating his smut, keep that shit in the vault. I will prove to you today Walt Disney, was the first PIMP, his influence effects us even today.
Cinderella – This heffa's “Fairy Godmother (with her cape and glitter, just like a Pimp” sends her out to get some Prince (a Trick) to make that money and better have that shit back her by Midnight. But she loses her glass slipper (a Jelly), what women do you know that where plastic see-thru heels at Night, where your Pole at Cindy, Where you Pole.
Belle (Beauty and the Beast) – This hoe got turned out by her own father to go film some freak nasty porn where she fuck a grizzly bear in a suit, AND clearly her and the bear dropped acid cause the Bear had TALKING FURNITURE, excuse me SINGING FURNITURE.
Jasmine – While she may not have been a clear out right hoe, SERIOUSLY first off this gold digger has princes from all around coming to tap that, and she goes out and fucks a BUM, then the BUM in order to sustain this greedy bitch’s Champagne dreams then has to find a fucking Genie, and it still took the movies to get the bitch to marry him.
Sleeping Beauty – Are you serious she spent the entire movie on her back.
Tinkerbell – Drug dealing hoe Pixie dust my ass I know LSD when I see it.
Snow White – This FREAKY bitch shacked with seven midgets, AND STILL left with a different MAN, that more then a train or a triple team, that’s and 8 car locomotive. And what the fuck kind of name is SNOW. Isn’t snow white slang for herion.
Ariel – This girl is essentially naked the entire movie and HOW DOES she get the dick she craves so much????? By losing her voice and shutting the fuck up. That’s a good message for female youth.
Pinocchio - Granted he’s not a women however he’s basically a fucking sex slave he gets brought to life by a shiny blue wand (Ecstasy), then talks to a fucking cricket the whole time whilst Jepeddo taps that.
Lion King – Large black cast takes place where? Africa, who dies James Earl Jones, and Whoopi Goldberg, who lives the white voice overs.
Land Before Time – I got nothing, BUT WHY IN THE HELL ARE THERE SO FUCKING MANY REALLY ICE AGE had come and gone by Land Before Time 3, FUCK YOU LITTLE FOOT.
This rant was first inacted July 3, 2008 on the Red Line metro to Shady Grove, the car I was on applauded when it was over.
I also don’t like E.T.
DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!
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